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ballon

a ballon is a balloon
(as seen in the description of apex
Jesibelle: "Have you seen my new ballon?"
Orwell: "That is totally apex!"
by Sharkdog September 5, 2003
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hot air balloon

The act of placing one's scrotal sac in the mouth of a sleeping individual and proceeding to strech the excess scrotal skin over the nostrils of the person creating an air-tight seal thus filling the strechable skin with hot air creating a balloon affect.
I totally gave susan the hot air balloon last night when she was sleeping.
by asabrown13 December 18, 2008
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prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.
I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!
by TZ January 7, 2005
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Bulgarian Womb Balloon

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.
by Vaginal McPube March 13, 2013
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glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.
by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021
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balloosafoosa

this place is a friggin balloosafoosa
by HyperLoserLTJ182 May 31, 2003
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balloon baby

you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.
by fred mc farkle June 27, 2007
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