bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008

Bobble Head Commuter

When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.

Everyone on the train were bobble head commuters with their heads bobbing left and right in unison in mid naps.

by Bennzz61 June 22, 2009

bimble

A funny sounding word.

bimble bimble

by Cloudburst March 31, 2017

The Bible

A long ass paragraph that has to do with something extremely simple.

"Yeah, I'm not about to read a reply that is literally the bible on a comment that was a joke."

by SmithJacks September 15, 2020

The Bible

If I had to describe life in 783,137 words it would look something like this.... I might need an editor...

Hym "The Bible works pretty well but it violates the basic premise of the game. You're using someone else's answers to the test."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2022

to haggle and babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian): to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a non work-unrelated piggletoid conversation.

if you want to haggle and babble, don't come to work, go home; just don't prevent anyone else from working.

by Sexydimma July 29, 2014

read the bible

reading the bible is nothing other than fucking with your loved ones <33

for example:

"wanna read the bible tonight?"

"ofc babe I'll be there in 5 minutes"

by defnoturgirl January 8, 2022