Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).

Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.

by Jafar6Kumar April 17, 2009

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

by beelzebabe July 29, 2011

blumpkin

Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!

Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.

by Soulja Boy 420 Copenhagen February 16, 2015

Blumpkin

performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit

ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch

by timtom271 October 16, 2008

Blumpkin catcher

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin

That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

by Beastmode#3 June 17, 2018

Blumpkin

When a girl gives a guy head while hes taking a smelly shit.

I gave that guy a blumpkin

by shelly dee January 12, 2010

Blumpket

The act of getting a blumpkin But instead of being on a toilet your sitting on a bucket. Blumpkin + bucket = blumpket

Dude, I was on the jobsite the other day and there was no toilet so we used a bucket!

Friend: WOW Dude your totally hooked up with a Blumpket!

by cow face killa January 11, 2010