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beautiful-people-watching 

People watching in a location or neighborhood where only beautiful people hang out, such as a Whole Foods market. Comparable to observing exotic birds at a zoo.
Let's go to Whole Foods - I'm in the mood for some beautiful-people-watching.

H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.

BBTW ( Big, Beautiful, Thick Woman

A big beautiful woman with thickness, makes you wanna slap ya mama. She gotta whole lotta ass with class. Beautiful but confidence is the key.
Thats girl is not the average BBW shes a BBTW ( Big, Beautiful, Thick Woman)

Beautybash 

Basically a bunch of bitchy old women who decided it's a great time waster to spy on makeupalley members and make fun of them.
Seriously.
That's it.
That's all they do.
They belong to an obscure site dedicated to bashing the people on another semi-obscure site.
Apparently these people just don't have a life? I don't know. The website says that its dedicated to free speech, but apparently free speech only constitutes making fun of and bitching out other people, usually makeup alley members or maaaaaaaaaaaybe celebrities.
Maybe.
On a good day.
And now for some actual excerps from beautybash:

* Cafe is so fake. Most of them are here no doubt. There's so - few here but when a pic is here is the most featured on MUA every time. ok 14:41:20 2/27/2009 (1)
o yup, i do it. omg! that place is so horrible, how can anybody go there!!!! and all the while i'm going back and forth, lol! and it's not just me! - . 14:45:01 2/27/2009 (0)

For real? This is what you all do with your lives?
Beautybash by Guess who the fuk. February 27, 2009
She is so beautexy that she redefines "sexy".
beautexy by Prasand J. June 19, 2008

Beautiful Eyes 

International code for "nice tits love." Often used by greasy Europeans attempting to pull unsuspecting young ladies trying to enjoy a holiday in peace.
Greasy Europen, whilst staring at chest of lovely young maiden says "you have ze beautiful eyes."
Beautiful Eyes by Poppet February 11, 2005

Most beautiful girl 

A good looking girl that takes men's breath away
Gillian, the most beautiful girl ever, was at the park today.