beaknosium

A rare disease in which a person's nose and mouth form together to create an ugly beak.

I know right?! He is never going to get a girl friend due to his beaknosium!

by atomic thigh clap August 6, 2011

west breakin' up with you

Upon further review, it actually was this and not "West I'm Breakin' Up With You" as I previously thought. And now that I think about it, even it was that, I still wouldn't get it.

You're not getting off at the Homestar station anymore! You're riding the 7:30 Alone Train to Alones-ville! With stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West Breakin' Up With You!

by Donkey Kong Song January 9, 2004

Steamin' Willie Beamin'

When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'

by Derek Persky December 8, 2009

Beating It Up With Beats

To have sex while listening to Beats headphones by Dr Dre.

I fucked slow to a fast song, so I was Beating It Up With Beats

by NERF July 23, 2012

Baking

Verb. Sex with a MILF.

When a young man, in his mid twenties or younger, has sex with a woman in her mid thirties to late forties.

I was baking with my friend's mom last week.

by Lygerman48 May 17, 2013

beaning

"beaning" meaning chilling out fucking around - commonly used in the "jive" language that circulates coventry known by many to be created by tom and tony

tom "easy now beanhead, what u sayin"
tony "nothin just beaning"

by Tom and Tony October 12, 2005

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass, what the fuck else would it be?

I'm no tyour girlfriend so quit fucking anal beading me!

by ramses February 9, 2003