Dripping Baguette

A milky, fully erect penis

Eddie: Look at the snatch on that!

Chris: Yeah, been there....last night I was stabbing at her hindquarters with my dripping baguette

by Chris and Eddie aren't gay March 27, 2011

96th Base

When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.

Guy 1: Man you smell like fish

Guy 2: Yeah got to 96th base-in it x

by 2inchAl March 28, 2013

Legit Baguette

Someone who has a large penis

Guy: "Look at that guys wingspan, he must have a legit baguette"

Jenny: "So I went home with this guy last night, oh my god, I swear to god he had a legit baguette"

by EnragedWookie August 18, 2013

crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

by sima kram June 12, 2014

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

national kiss a baseball player day

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field

“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

by Jbee153 September 14, 2021

gunn baseball

the best high school baseball program in America. they also have the best baseball coach in the world.

gunn baseball also has the best high school pitching staff in the world.

gunn baseball brian kelly baseball

by Jon jung November 27, 2007