badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

by Ziley November 30, 2006

Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.

girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh

by eeeeeewwwww May 22, 2011

Badgers

Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.

"Wow, I just saw a badger."

by Skitster August 13, 2003

Badgers

sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere

ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.

see also bananaphone

i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food

by Dijital May 22, 2004

Dirty Badger

To be a dirty fuker,

1. to perform the sex

2.not washing

3. have really elicit fantacies

dave: i took her back to mine last night for a bit of you know what
paul: hahahaha you dirty badger

man1: would you take a shower you dirty badger
man2: fuck off

by KevinMul February 9, 2010

bangers and mash

turds and white bogroll left "as a surprise" in a public toilet.

I couldn't take a shit on the coach - the flusher was broken and it was filled with bangers and mash

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

barbermonger

A barbermonger is a synonym for the word "fop." I had to look up fop as well. Fop is defined as a man who is excessively vain and concerned about his dress, appearance, and manners.

"Wow look at that barbermonger over there."
"Barbermonger - what is a barbermonger?"
"You know, a gay guy who refuses to come out of the closet... kind of like a fop."
"Oh yeah... 'barbermonger'... nice word!."

by cold27 February 11, 2010