breaking my balls

An expression used while trying to come to an agreement with someone who is asking too much.

Person 1: I'll give you my watch if you don't ever tell anyone about this.
Person 2: I want the pants too.
Person 1: Oh, you're really breaking my balls here.

by LimeintheCoconut January 13, 2008

balls 'n all

(1)(noun) The act of doing something no holds barred with insane passion and dedication. (2)(adj.) A complete mastery of the deep throat such that the penis and testicles are enveloped or at least the tongue touches the taint. (2)(adverb)(obscure) An act of intercourse where the male attempts to "crush the guts" of the female participant, attempting to thrust so deeply that the penis and testicles seem to have entered the vaginal canal.
(syn.- see "balls deep, balls and all")

1. - "No guts- no glory, no brains- no headache! I'm hitt'n that fuck'n slope balls 'n all... "

2. - "She actually milked my balls with her lips while I was blowing down her throat! Oh ya' she took it balls 'n all man, balls 'n all!"

3. - "She wanted it harder, so I gave it to her balls 'n all- she screamed like she was dying, came so hard she threw her back out, then told me she loved me."

by Captclam August 25, 2006

Marmalade Balls

nickname given to Kevin Federline(britney spears new fiancee) after his high school debacle where the whole flag football class at Bullard High in Fresno CA caught him in the act of smuthering his testicles in grape marmalade.

He is kind of strange, but old marmalade balls sure makes for a tasty teabag, just ask Edwin.

by Mr. Prezident July 22, 2004

balls

the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!

by darksideofthepaul June 29, 2008

Baby Balls

A looked achieved by shaving your balls. The after effect is a look of adolescent genitalia disguised as a young boy. Used to visually increase the size of the male organ. This ceremonial tradition is often done to better aerodynamics, to increase effectiveness of pounding the vag. As well as, decreasing the likelihood of being discovered when T-bagging other individuals in their sleep.

His package was neatly trimmed, it looked like baby balls.

Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"

by Takeout artist October 17, 2008

ballsacknowledgable

A state of being when you know your way around a man's body even with your eyes closed.

Jen? Oh by now she's definitely ballsacknowledgable.
Prostitutes are ballsacknowledgable.

by nickkksville January 16, 2009

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006