angry turtle

When you stick heavy shit in a freshman's backpack so he's late to class.

Teacher: Where the hell is Bob?
Alice: The cool seniors gave him the angry turtle again.

by ShutterShadeGroove January 14, 2017

Angry Facebooking

The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.

Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!

Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE

Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...

by smooth-operator December 15, 2010

angry stoner

young people who don't know how to handle their weed. will get annoyed or paranoid over little things and lash out or make mistakes during their high. will always want more and more bud, but cannot afford it because they are little commies and think capitalism is hiding under their bed. probably has a bad credit score and hops around from apartment complex to apartment complex after getting kicked out by management. annoying little bitches. will end up working at tj max when they are 80. loves to play victim and blame people for their own problems or shortcomings. may be into grunge and live in seattle.

Hey Bob who is that?
It's a angry stoner who moved in a few days ago. They will probably cause themselves lots of problems and self-destruct -- nothing to worry about.

by CreampieMyBong June 24, 2011

angry boy

Indie/electro/glitch band from England

did you hear that band angry boy? check out there website www.angryboymusic.com

by Jim Fingerson January 5, 2010

Angry Pirate

When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed

Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate

by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 9, 2008

angry dragon

A sexual experiment; started by having a man ejaculate in to a womans mouth, and tickling her which will force her to choke, causing the sperm to fly everywhere.

Are you ready to do the angry dragon?

by HUMANVIBRATOR April 15, 2009

angry pettit

When a man, who is secually attracted to only cheerleaders but is crippled by his obsessiveness over germs, forces said cheerleader to occupy a bubble contraption, thereby engagin in pleasurable cheerleader sex inside a germ-free environment.

"Dan knew that the cheerleader he was eyeing was unsavory, so he decided to gag her and force her into a bubble and thus engaging in the angry pettit."

by ITTTTTT September 29, 2009