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Chinese Born American (CBA) 

A person born in China, of Chinese ancestry, who is raised in America with American values, culture, and citizenship. This person is often mistaken for a Chinese born and raised individual, but their lack of Mandarin/Chinese language fluency and lack of Chinese idiosyncratic cultural norms sets them apart.
My adopted, Chinese Born American (CBA) daughter finds it difficult to navigate culturally when in China. People assume she can speak Mandarin perfectly and that she is a native raised Chinese person, when in fact she couldn't be more American culturally even though she is racially Chinese.

Maid in America Club 

An execlusive club for Americans that have had sex with their au pair or maid. Comparable to the mile high club
Paul: Did you end up banging Monica your au pair yet?
Brandon: Yup I'm a officially a member of the maid in America club. Drinks all around!

United Snakes of America 

An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.
We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.

american beer

Defined by a few large quantity brewers who produce absolute swill, and thousands of small, relatively unknown brewers who, in fact, make some of the best beer in the world, in many cases better than import beers.
Compare Budweiser with a nice, high quality Pyramid beer. Both are american beer, but vastly different in quality and taste.
american beer by Bill Definters December 10, 2008

jolly-african american 

The act of being or doing something like a good ol jolly-african american.
since i dont have a pipe i place a nug in my right nostril, and use my left nostril as a carb and light it like a jolly-african american for a straight to the dome finish.
1. Gesture and words of courtesy or pleasantness, protocol.

2. An attractive extra: the features that, when taken together, make a place such as a hotel or resort attractive to guests or customers.

3. A Luxery when in a poor or undeveloped country.
1. The secretary of state and the foreign minister engaged in the usual diplomatic amenities before signing the treaty.

2. Usual amenities such as hair dryers and a microwave in every room.

3. Having a pool in your back yard is considered an amenity when you live in Africa.
Amenity by Jafje April 26, 2007