by anonymous April 8, 2022
Get the alionnia mug.When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.
I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.
by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022
Get the Alconada Implosion mug.me: dang he got ass
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die
aldon: imma make his thunderous cheeks clap like bombs at war
me: get help i’m calling the swat team
aldon: is it because i’m a not straight male? also tammy can get ittttt 😫😫
me: die
by ihatepenis445 May 16, 2022
Get the aldon mug.Allen is someone who is caring. They overthink a lot in their mind and sometimes their mind can blur their thoughts. They think little of themselves even though so may people love them!! They can be a dick sometimes but they never mean to. They are a transgender gay nerd who flirts with people they like. They are a amazing friend and they have gone through a lot in their past but they tend to take all of the things their going through as lessons. They have buckteeth and have the most amazing laugh. They are a short gremlin child. They get all the ladies but in their eyes they see very little. It’s a Allen.
Guy #1- Dude Allen got Martha, Jessica, AND David.
Guy #2- wait David is gay?
Guy #3- I mean what did you expect? Allen gets everyone
Guy #2- wait David is gay?
Guy #3- I mean what did you expect? Allen gets everyone
by GayYyyY.com June 9, 2022
Get the Allen mug.hottest boy in the world he's asian short but super hot. His bitchass makes me fold everyday like kiss me more. thanks daddy i want it daddy gimme that dick its 5 inches
Aljon so cute
by bigdaddysexyman230 June 13, 2022
Get the Aljon mug.When someone takes their own fate into their own hands to deny another a chance at victory
Ie. Disconnecting, Self Suicide,
Ie. Disconnecting, Self Suicide,
by Almool June 16, 2022
Get the Allen Special mug.