asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

Arshole

Arshole:
1. one whom is on the verge of becoming an asshole
2. One who is a friend so we don't call them a total "asshole".

Hey, Who the hell left all this crap on the table? You freaking ARSHOLE'S

by APAntics July 3, 2021

Assholeson

Descendants of colonialism; namely, British, Canadians, and Americans who had stolen the land of the indigenous people and the genocide.

Many of us did not realize we are Assholeson.

by Seeit July 10, 2021

Asshole Chicken

Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris

Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?

by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022

ASSHOLE

Bitch's Fuckass 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Wow ur an asshole Rick Astley

by Siamese_Kitten8112 May 20, 2022

asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.

"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"

by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022

asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.

With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.

by weyus November 9, 2022