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clown's pie

A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"
by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007
mugGet the clown's piemug.

Puntang Pie

Something you don't just stare at, you eat it.
See: Puntang
Dam girl you've been jogging all day, I'd love to eat some good old fashion puntang pie.
by Benni P January 14, 2007
mugGet the Puntang Piemug.

Quicksand Pie

n.

1. An infinate void that is contained within a pie, such that if you were to fall into it, you would be sucked into and then trapped inside of the infinate nothingness that the pie contains. However, one might eat the Quicksand Pie and have no problems at all for the void is contained within the entity of the pie.
2. A metaphysical entity of nothingness that can only be contained within pie.
3. A person who is distracting, who "sucks you in" when you have something else to do. A distraction.
It was the darndest thing, I ate the pie that my grandfather fell into and nothing happened. These Quicksand Pies are mind boggling.

Al: hey, you wanna talk and stuff even though you have that huge paper due tomorrow?
Berlin: Ugh, you are the biggest Quicksand Pie.
by Emma The Red December 12, 2004
mugGet the Quicksand Piemug.

Oreo Pie

When a girl sucks your shit covered dick after you fuck her in the ass, and you cum in her mouth. The gooey mixture of fecal matter and semen is reminiscent of an oreo pie.
Brian: Dude, I met this cum dumpster at the bar last night. She's a freak man, lemme tell you.

Trevor: Shiiit man, give her some of that oreo pie!!

Brian: You sick bastard! I'm gonna do it.
by Hank Banger October 26, 2009
mugGet the Oreo Piemug.

Fooble Pie

Its a Pie, and its made of foobles. Foobles are small people about 2 feet high, with pink hair and they run around saying "foobly" 24/7
Hmmmm I sure could go for some Fooble Pie right about now
by Duck Man December 10, 2003
mugGet the Fooble Piemug.

Eskimo Pie

A snowball with a surprise dog turd center.
"I heard Tommy got detention for hitting Ms. Wilkins with an Eskimo Pie."
by Goobersmichael May 7, 2009
mugGet the Eskimo Piemug.

humble pie

by electric April 14, 2006
mugGet the humble piemug.

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