Joseph Hayes

Joseph Hayes is gay.
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Joseph Hayes

Joseph Hayes is gay
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joseph the carrot boy

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!
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Joseph Cookson’d

This term is used to describe when someone has full-on lost the plot on MDMA. Symptoms include (but aren’t limited to) stroking bearded men, complimenting people wearing crisp shirts and overheating in premium Glaswegian establishments.
Dill - “I’m on the biggest comedown ever man.”
Dillon - “Oh, I know! You were absolutely Joseph Cookson’d last night at Subbie!”
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joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
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Joseph Gregory

Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 February 01, 2025
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