Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.
by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019

by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon
by The piss artist December 7, 2022

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.
by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.
"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
