tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl
tom cannon is a bunner
by bob farlin November 30, 2013
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Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.
by Poomaster Kyle June 10, 2021
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Ho cannon

1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.
If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.

"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010
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Tazmanian Cannon

The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.
by doc6104 October 06, 2023
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tshirt cannon

She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon
by bandhumor January 17, 2012
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The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon
Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere
by The piss artist December 07, 2022
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Dirt cannon

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.
by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016
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