Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.

Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.

by computercat682 February 3, 2015

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

Xmas gift for Large Dogs

"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"

by Mezbee July 20, 2008

kitteb

Damn it. EVERYONE SUCKS cocks!

Why am I doing this. Kitteb.

by Kitteb April 7, 2017

Kitton

To laugh when one is not sure of what is going on or what has previously happened.

When the light flashed, he laughed like a Kitton.

by Laura Pagel June 16, 2003

Bodeh Kitteh

A kitten or cat that is completely comprised of a body. No limbs, only a face, body and tail.

Hey whats with your doorstop, it doesn't have any limbs?!

Oh yeah, it's a bodeh kitteh

by McBabyMcBabyMcBaby October 1, 2011

kittenz

A bundle of live kittens with an exceptional amount of cute-ness.

Girl: "I don't know what to get him for his birthday."
Boy: "You could get him kittenz."
Girl: "He doesn't like live animals with exceptional cuteness."

by phattyphat August 30, 2007

Tawny Kitaen

When you pop a zit and a white, snake-like, pus stream comes out.

I had a Tawny Kitaen in my Bermuda Triangle (3 zits forming a triangle on one's forehead). She came out nice and smooth.

by J. Kidd February 9, 2009