Cock Stringer

A Cock Stringer is when you cum on a chick and the cum is still attached to the tip of your cock, thus creating the cock string.

Hey, look at that cock stringer.

by Thedelever February 26, 2011

turbo-cock

A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.

Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.

Tyghe is a real ass clown. That jigaboo is always "turbo-cocking" around.

by Nigga Ray Rogers February 24, 2011

Columbian Cock Rush

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...

Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush

by WTFuckisthis March 1, 2011

Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.

I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

Cock

1; One that is Rez
2; First response of the day to one's comment.
3; Opening comment in a phone conversation

"Morning Rez".... "cock!"

*Ring Ring".. "cock!"

by ExeC123 March 14, 2011

cock talking

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.

Nick, you're turning me on with all this cock talking! When are we finally going to get together?

by Missus C March 19, 2011

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011