massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

Big cock

A cock that is above average, especially in thickness, or has a larger than average volume. A long but thin cock doesn’t qualify as a big cock.

Guy I met last night had such a big cock my pussys sore AF now

by Admiral Assbar July 9, 2020

Pub My Cock

Anything to do with your cock (fuck, suck, grab, punch, kick, etc.)

Hey bitch!, pub my cock

by The Other Mongoose March 30, 2009

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 29, 2010

Glass Cock

To lie/mislead friends/family about a girl you are sleeping with.

"Don't lie to me, glass cock. I know what's going on."

by CatSwinger69 November 20, 2007

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"well right now i think you should go fuck a banana cock you stupid cunt- emma said with flourish.

by sodafunk October 17, 2008

how ya gettin on me o cock

how are you doing

Guy #1: how ya gettin on me o cock
Guy # 2: not bad

by Brad Bath January 31, 2009