me when ps5

a meme made by Hawsi and you use it to make people laugh (no context)

people: *having nice conversation*
a person: yo lads guess what!??! me when ps5 ASDASGASXCYX)(Z(/$Z!(/"ZDHASJDHAJS4

by xaern May 3, 2022

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No, NOT fuck me, Jordan

That's ACTUAL problem, Jordan. The NOT fucking me part. And that's your daughter's fault. You aren't doing the thing right, Jew-slave!

Hym "No, NOT fuck me, Jordan. Not 'fuck me.' You are the one crying like a bitch because you won't to the right thing. And no one is going to learn anything from this other than how to be a solipsistic, dismissive, avoidant piece of shit. You have made the whole of humanity worse by doing this. And no I don't give a fuck about you being angry Megyn you are letting people steal from me and violate my rights. You want to be enemies but your know you can't win, so you are going to stand there and 'aim up' as we all drown like a turkey in the rain while you ignore my plight and the plight of the person to whom I can always defer that plight. And if that was MY thing, it is undeniably your fault. And no I'm not going to let you turn me into a cautionary tale. Stop trying to do what you are trying to do here. I was right. You were wrong to ignore me and AGAIN WRONG to try and give me my comeuppance. Someone is going to pay. They HAVEN'T YET PAID and it is both mandatory and avoidable and I'm not letting you erase me over shit I said on the internet."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

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tell me again

A phrase that is used as an alternate to the polygraph test. And can be used to elevate heart-rate beyond normal.

person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: tell me again.

by ellenrosuvelt April 18, 2020

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Ducking Me

When a person avoid confrontation because they are scared.

Me: clu get loud
clu: no
Me: clu why you ducking me?

by grhgrdhdrhrdgrhdrthdr April 19, 2021

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Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.

Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.

by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

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