beyond shit faced

To drunk

Let's go to a other bar... Na I'm going home I'm beyond shit faced

by Isrightkev July 29, 2016

sauce-faced sadist

A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.

Carla Ciccone's expose paints Jian Ghomeshi as a sauce-faced sadist.

by elektrax October 27, 2014

Face Quentin

Facebook jail.

Billy Bob got three days in Face Quentin for posting an Islamophobic meme.

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018

Face herpes

Humphrey lumpy love bumps on the face

Erika Rea got them face herpes on her eyes🤮🤮

by Bumber Bork August 10, 2025

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Pregnant face

Big, round, full face, nose spreading, getting larger.

Her body don’t look it but she has pregnant face.

by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021

Bitter Bitch Face

The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.

'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."

by anonymous June 24, 2024