Skip to main content

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
mugGet the Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired mug.

Pick me

F shaming F:
Any loving a man female being shamed by the seething flock of arrogant/snobbish control freak women - she doesn't place above him. (her commitment to the daily choice to love = loyally serving/submitting/tolerating/etc being useful to him - to add to his life, not harm it; not having others on the same level or above him in any way)
Anyone on any level sub to man or not hating men - supportive and pleasing to be with, instead of: impudent, greedy, demanding, egotistical, hedonistic, hubristic, transactional, harmful.. - overall repulsive, expecting simping/slaving for them.
Pecking at her like psychopathic chickens; exploitative or despising men, want to manipulatively impose control upon them (it's all the projections they say about men, but in reverse, being a twisted, incapable of empathy, parody on masculine herself), placing their flock of women above the man.
From either leftover women or insecure women with (naturally too empathetically biased for fem) men, they've 'trained' to be expendable utilities. Destructive to any other relationship, that neither gives them attention nor follows imposed template - normalizing hers.
Popularized on chicktok.

Hypocrisy call-out:
Virtue signaling female, that fakes to love a man, for attention or other gain - similar to thot/tradthot. Like looking for soft life pseudo-trad bimbo-for-hire gold diggers. Or by chasing high SMV man, while claiming it doesn't matter.
- You're such a sycophant pick me girl.
- At least I'm not a lazy manhating sadist.
by veinsofgold May 11, 2025
mugGet the Pick me mug.

bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.
That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.
by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023
mugGet the bumped me for a cigarette mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
mugGet the My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release mug.

me

mugGet the me mug.

pm me the word bread

A trend in the Catholic school of Angono or Angono Catholic College (ACC)

To know our secret pm me the word bread my messenger name is Sheen Afable

This trend comes from a 6th grader who spreaded it to two schools

Highway Hills Integraded School (HHIS) and Angono Catholic Collage (ACC)
Pm me the word bread for a special price
by Mr moral December 21, 2024
mugGet the pm me the word bread mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email