Cold Face Stealer

A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.

Alissa is so hot! Do you think she's a cold face stealer?

by Zenguin June 25, 2016

Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.

Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.

by Jnkfan June 30, 2024

Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.

Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

by Khourschet March 4, 2021

Face Fucked

When your edible kicks in.

Chrissy was face fucked by her sour razzapple edible.

by Icky4 August 20, 2022

spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

by Spongey face May 24, 2016

Fuck Face

Imagining someone else’s face while having sex

Tim wasn’t over his breakup with Tina so he fuck faced Heather.

by Bobbygoo45 June 2, 2020

face pussy

N. Face Pussy- A long goatee that looks like a pussy

1.His face pussy is long and grey. 2. When he bites his nails, he looks like he is fingering his face pussy!

by James Oxbow February 12, 2018