Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Dog

The best animal ever

Look at that dog!
I know he’s adorable!

by DogPersonBitch October 18, 2021

Boulie Ja Dog

Boulie Ja Dog is a dog/creature that's a faggot.

Boulie Ja Dog is a dog/creature that's a faggot.

''Yo come to the bar. ''

''No. It's Monday night. ''

''I need . A ride to the bar so you have to come. ''

''Bro. You're so Bouli Ja Dog''

Definition: This is a certain type of creature that is profoundly an absolute faggot. The type of being that just downright irks your soul. If you come across this creature, you should turn the other way and run. Not for the faint of heart. One glance from the subject could result in total chromosome loss. A disease far worse than any other. This has no known cure.

by Bando Bobby May 19, 2025

Sid the dog

The best dog in the world. He is so cute and has an overbite. I love him 😍. The little shithead also always makes messes

Wow Sid the dog your soooooo cute you little fuck

by Heysmexyladys March 29, 2019

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024