Pitcher To The Face

The act of drinking a pitcher of a beverage, most often beer.

We went to the bar the other night to pitcher to the face.

by ngogo May 27, 2009

Face Flurry

Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result

"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"

"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!

by AtYaGirlsPlace September 21, 2020

weasel face

An 1980's tweaker gritting their teeth while orbiting their head in a clock like manner.

Look theirs a tweaker weasel face ing.

by Oddforusgump November 14, 2025

messy face

A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.

That guy is a real messy face.

by supertrucker February 3, 2010

Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.

This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating

by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021

Face Fucked

Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.

Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .

by Mackbud August 11, 2021

Padge-face

Taking a long, exaggerated, deep breath in, and exhaling loudly and slowly to gather as much attention as possible.

"My degree is so difficult" *padge-face*

by bka26 September 29, 2012