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beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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Dog

An animal. Its family is the canine mammal family.
The dog had black fur with brown eyes.”
by Bag full of children April 5, 2023
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dogs

A slang word for feet, commonly used amongst British youth.
Ewww John put the dogs away, no one wants to see your crusty toes
by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog 20/20, similar to icing them. They have 6 minutes to finish it or they will be required to drink another. Popularized by the spruce boys of WVU. Cannot be refused.
This is the third time I’ve been mad dogged today by six, I am fucking hammered. I am definitely mad dogging six back.
by Daniel Sox May 9, 2020
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Pussy dog

A person who talks shit but can't take it back and are just an overall shit cunt
Oi spj you pussy dog you're a shit cunt
by iLTP6969 January 18, 2022
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