Barbie Dog

A dog that (sometimes begrudgingly or reluctantly) allows its person to dress him or her in sweaters, costumes, footwear, and other apparel. Similar to playing with a Barbie Doll. Usually a purse dog or Chihuahua.

"My mom just got a new holiday sweater for her Barbie Dog. She can't wait to dress him in it for the party."

by EmpanadaMama November 29, 2012

Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

Dog

A domesticated animal that is usually referred to as man's best friend, known also as a pet better than cats.

'Hey, Jimmy I got a new cat.'
'Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, you should have gotten a Dog!'

by Kenomax November 10, 2020

Dirty Dog

After a hard days work when your covered in dirt and sweat you jack off whilst still dirty

I’m to lazy to take a shower I’ll just dirty dog it

by Panda SKRT July 2, 2019

dog with a placenta

BITCH the definition of a bitch is a female dog, only female dogs have placentas.

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to lay down and sleep.

by 916kayte May 30, 2023

Mad dog mace

A pool cue

Man it was fuked, he splintered a mad dog mace round his neck and slammed his nose in the pool balls like a fukn redneck.

by Step lupid April 14, 2024

Jumping The Dog

A slang idiom meaning to unintentionally or recklessly cause someone’s death; manslaughter. Often used in casual conversation as a figurative or euphemistic way to describe a fatal accident or negligent killing.

Example 1:
"I can’t believe what happened last night… the guy totally jumped the dog, and now he’s in serious trouble."

Example 2:
"They’re saying it was an accident, but it still counts as jumping the dog. Tragic."

Example 3:
"Man, I heard about that fight… someone really jumped the dog over there. Crazy."

by Entity_68 September 16, 2025