fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018

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maggot twitches

Maggots that twitch. It’s in the name. You’re dumb for looking it up.

I like faggot bitches. Almost as much as I like maggot twitches.

by Beyazzled October 29, 2018

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www.twitch.tv/valdazthek

The Best twitch Channel ever.

Omg, ValDaZtheK is so sexy

Yea ikr, go to www.twitch.tv/valdazthek and donate to him NOW!

by VcardOwner June 12, 2019

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hot twitch

It’s when you have a minor stroke from Afghanistan induced Bell’s Palsey cause of seeing motor rounds almost fall on your head and then they shoot muscle relaxers on your ass and you wake as the Mexican Joker.

Bro I was deployed in 2013 and I totally got a case of the hot twitch.

by ItsThatGuyTwitch September 29, 2019

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