Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

twitter fright

The fear that your tweet isn't worthy of sending

I was about to tweet about what I had for breakfast but I ended up getting twitter fright

by nocando August 2, 2012

Twitter Crash

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.

Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!

by The JOJ October 7, 2012

Twitter Chicken

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

by reidromance June 17, 2013

Twiterror

Twiterror - A spelling or grammatical error in a tweet. This could also happen on Facebook, Instagram or any other Social networking site.

I made a twiterror in my last tweet because I was trying to post it so quickly!

by supermattxxx September 8, 2013

twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014

twitterbrain

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

by oldfart127 May 4, 2015