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The Quan Treatment 

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical
Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment

Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

Theatrical Version 

Tweaking the events of a story so it makes you look better after telling it.
Person 1: Why did you say you told that guy off? He totally made you wet yourself.

Person 2: Shut up man! I gave them the theatrical version so they don't know I have bladder problems.

Person 1: Bladder problems? Now I'm getting the theatrical version.
Theatrical Version by Snizzard November 7, 2010

Theater Skiing 

When a girl sits between two guys at the movies and gives them both hand jobs at the same time. This motion is similar to that of a slalom skier.
Dude, Becky sat between me and Joe at the new Batman movie last night and went Theater Skiing !
Theater Skiing by Homer77 October 11, 2012
A person that is never late
The Threatts are never late
threatt by Jtt126 January 2, 2017

Teatotaller 

A person who doesn't drink anything with alcohol in it.
I'm a teatotaller, I never drink anything stronger than coffee (or tea) 😉 hence the word.
Teatotaller by Geronimo72 March 31, 2018