Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.

We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.

by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019

Jeff Beff

Jeff beff is the name lmao

yo its Jeff Beff everyday shut yo mf face,bop&moco

by JeffBef69 January 13, 2021

Jeff

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends

Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!

by NoStep February 9, 2022

jeff

the higher ranking of bubs. created by taylor and adriana

“your mom gay”
“jeff you know me so well”

“see that cute track guy over there”
“he wants your jeffing myspace user”
“ahhhhh im gonna freak the jeff out”

“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”

by cteh sea jeffery May 24, 2018

jeff jr

Jeff Jr is a courageous person and is shorter than most. But don't be fooled he is very good in bed. He is full of energy and very very sexy.

Damn Jeff jr. is sooo fine!

by Deeznuts 21 September 16, 2016

Jeff

He's one of the worst and best person you'll meet. He will love you no matter what until you don't hurt him or bother him with some attitude of yours. He'll tell a lot of lies just to impress you. He will make you feel bad about yourself,he will hate you and he will make you hate him,but you'll still love him.

-"Do you know Jeff?"
-"Oh yes i knew him,i still think about him sometimes...i miss him"

by Lilicoryrose May 9, 2022