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sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.
person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”
by lukatbhs May 31, 2023
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Edging

A word used as a fortnite term to where the player would stay on the edge of storm to win the game
"Guys we need to start edging to win the game"
by Harold4325 January 15, 2024
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Relationship Edging

Defined as postponing a break up due to an upcoming event, trip or holidays.
You are just relationship edging him because of your trip to PV, and that wedding next month.
by gayphiladelphia October 6, 2020
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Papa Edge

Father of edging. Sneaks in at night while you sleep and administers a 7 skibiditoilet long edge sesh. Good edgees will not produce a wet dream. Naughty edgees will produce a wet dream or plural; wet dri.
Tony: Hey man! Papa Edge visit you last night?
Richard: No man you know me I’m the soaking type.
by Tim3454 December 28, 2023
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edge

Pertains to either preventing someone from living on the edge, or doing actions that cause yourself to live on the edge.
This young man needs to slow down and stop edging.
I must edge to the poor homeless man I see on the sidewalk everyday.
by edgeedgeredging February 14, 2024
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Edging

Masturbating and stopping right until you hit the peak.
by anonymous June 21, 2024
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edge

a comedic style in which a person, usually a 12-15 y.o. male, says or does something incredibly offensive and crass with their main intentions being to overcome their woefully bland sense of humor, make themselves appear intellectual, and offend others. edge is most commonly employed by young teens who haven't quite yet developed a personality and have browsed through a few too many unsavory subreddits.

edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
14 year old: "hitler! slavery! cbt! arson!"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
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