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canada's history

A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.
"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."
by iliekmudkipz February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.
You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.
by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a girl takes maple syrup and uses it instead of lubricant. She then rides the boy in the backwards cowgirl position. When he ejaculates she gets off and licks the maple syrup off.
backwards cowgirl She did Canada's History with him last year.
by supercalli February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.
by Cheodo February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.
Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.
by Aerophagia February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
by tayson 88 February 5, 2010
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