Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.

“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)

by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 26, 2023

Texas Tickle

When two dudes are sucking each other off whilst tickling each other’s nipples.

“My nipples are sore from all the Texas Tickles I got last night!”

by Khemikil June 12, 2019

texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018

texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019

Texas Massacre

The sex act in which a man thrusts as hard as he can into a girls mouth while getting a blowjob, suffocating the woman until she runs out of breath. The man then shoves his fist all the way up her vagina, to ensure death.

Did you hear Sarah died? Yeah Jimmy totally Texas Massacred the shit out of her

by jimbohimbo January 19, 2018

Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.

“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”

by NickyTheP June 13, 2018

Texas Tickler

A Texas Tickler is when a male masturbates with a handfull of cockleburs or other type of plant stickers.

Man that chick is so hot Id give myself a Texas Tickler just to see her naked!

by PowerStroker September 23, 2015