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taking a lisa

taking a shit, taking a dump, defecating, pooping, crapping, dropping a deuce
by yejihermano March 24, 2023
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talking stage

some bullshit label to use instead of actually dating because both people are pussies

were you fucking mute till now???
Dumbass - “Oh yeah Kylie and Mark? They’re in a talking stage right now.”

Normal person - “Did they not have mouths before…?”
by jayasurfave836 June 21, 2023
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Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
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taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.
The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."
by Point Oner November 22, 2004
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(s)talking

communicating with a stranger or someone you have just met, via the internet.
"i added whatsherface on myspazz, hopefully i'll get (s)talking soon!"
by DrJonas December 24, 2007
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talking to yourself

What you do when there is something on your mind and theres no one to talk to or you know that the other person wouldnt be intrested. Does not mean your crazy, you could just be bored or something, your not crazy unless your answering yourself or the topic is saying "I love you (insert persons name here)".
*This is what happens when a nosy bastard notices you talking to yourself.*

Dumbass: Like OMG! He's talking to himself, ewww! Weirdo!
by big whoop wanna fight about it November 4, 2009
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talking s

by Antijuan May 27, 2008
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