Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
Get the Michael's Bedside Tablesmug. A large lazy susan table with sturdy ball bearing support and a hole in the middle to facilitate penetrating a vagina and rotating it continuously around your cock.
by redains December 29, 2016
Get the Spin Tablemug. some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
Get the pool table bettymug. Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
Get the Destroyer of Tablesmug. by Kawasakikilla January 22, 2020
Get the El Tablemug. A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
Get the Nerd Tablemug. Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
Get the TABLE-BROmug.