snuffaluffagus

When I guy tucks his balls and dick behind his ass cheeks, then bends over. It will look like an elephant if the man is man enough to have a big dick.

Girl 1: omigawd! I opened up my curtains last night and guess what I saw!
Girl 342354: What?!
Girl 1: Peter and his friends pulled a snuffaluffagus right in the window!
Girl 23244111: Eeewwwwwiiieee

by Oprah Whinfrey February 17, 2009

stuffed like a turkey

To have sex with a girl that is intoxicated, like a large man stuffs his turkey on thanksgiving...

I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey

by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006

stuffing a pepper

a sexual term that regards to vaginal intercourse:
the pepper is the vagina and the stuffed part is the penis. this way, you will get a stuffed pepper.

Sally and Jim were going to have sex. Jim said, "I would love to stuff your pepper." Sally replied, "As long as you are good at stuffing a pepper." They basically had sex.

by Taylor Matilda Schwartz April 28, 2006

snuffalarcus

A snuffalarcus is the fucking most amazing little magical creature in all of the universe. It is a mix between a pink flamingo, a trout, lion, baby tiger cubs, one legged bear, and also a t-rex..... If you were wondering it is possible to be a mix of all these wonderful creatures of life... During large animal orgies these creatures are created from little sperm wigglers....... Many other animals may be incorporated in the gene pool of a snuffalarcus, because when the orgie starts no one knows who they are fucking... So when shit gets crazy loads are being blown all over the place..... Overall a snuffalarcus owns little babies who have not developed the ability to have boners.... Word to your mother....

Jessica: Whoa did you see that fucking magical creature over there

Ben: Yeah babe thats a mother fucking SNUFFALARCUS, only the most amazing creature in all of the universe.

Jessica: Your amazing

Ben: Lets go pitch a tent....... Oh yeah sonnnnnnnnnn....

by BSiCe May 8, 2007

Sock Stuffing

To propose to do an activity or announce a thought to be polite, with no actually intention of following through with said activity or actions related to said thought.

"So I told her parents I'd keep my hands to myself and I'd do the dishes...I was completely sock stuffing them"

by 4EvelynRabbit December 8, 2007

hamster stuffing

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated

So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing

by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015

flies and death and stuff

The sole aspect of starvation that Mariah Carey allegedly finds unappealing.

When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

by argv February 7, 2009