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squatch

to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake
gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?
by miiiiiiiiimzandyzzy January 17, 2009
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bro squat

When the member of a metal band (while on stage) gets into a squatting position and goes downward until ass is touching stage, it is a status symbol, if you can squat farther than the alpha bro, you then take his position as the alpha bro.
Kyle: what's that dude doing on stage? It looks like he's tryin to push one out.

Broc: It's called a bro squat dude, you need to get out more.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 12, 2009
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squatshot

Squatshot is a reusable portable urinary device specifically designed for females. Squatshot can be used whenever a conventional toilet is not available.
Squatshot was originally designed to accommodate female boaters urinate when aboard a boat without a head. Squatshot is now being used by female 4-wheelers, bikers, campers, travelers, etc.
by keysplz January 30, 2012
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squashee

something that
a) should be squashed
b) was squashed
c) is being squashed
d) sounds squishy
e) a mongoose
Dinshu was our squashee!!!
by nottobar March 9, 2004
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Squatin on the hoop

To sit on a toliet, squat.Squatin on the hoop is a synoynym for a bowl movement over a hoop, or circular toliet. One is usually Squezzing a loaf, other wise known as pooping
Whoa Georgie, whenn you were Squatin on the hoop you left a pungeunt stench
by backflip joe April 30, 2006
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squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.
Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"
by Squashy As April 6, 2008
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squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch
guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?
by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010
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