Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

soccer

What Americans and Canadians call Football that's not their own Football

The Unites States International Soccer Team, Major-League Soccer, Canada International Soccer Team

by 426911 March 24, 2023

a soccer

When you fall down in pain pretending to be hurt to advance your game.

We won the game because I pulled a soccer

by Heather4460 March 26, 2023

Pro Soccer Game

A pride parade

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

by TapSnaporNap May 31, 2024

its called soccer

The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.

ITS CALLED SOCCER RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

by theaveragetiktokuser January 15, 2023

Soccer

It's FUCKING soccer! Get it right! Not FUCKING fu'tball! It's soccer, god dammit!

Right Person "Did you see the soccer game?"
Wrong Person "You mean fu'tball?"
American "IT'S FUCKING SOCCER!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 21, 2025

Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.

"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"

by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025