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short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed
quite the short brown man called qasim of you

Short Short Story 

For a very short story that cannot be even more short
"...so, short short story, it ends"
Short Short Story by coolmint88 September 22, 2022

Short People Day 

Every September 22nd short people get their time to shine!
Anyone under the height of 4'11 get to celebrate and punch their tall friends without repercussions
Billy: Haha youre so short
Bobby: You cant say that to me! Its short people day!
Short People Day by Qualex6 September 22, 2022

Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.
Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.
Short to the house by Wordwise_8 October 3, 2022

short deaf and blind 

yes cameron is short deaf and blind

short king 

harvey jones
harvey jones is a short king
short king by daveclrk952816 October 19, 2022