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Santas little helper

when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009
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Santa

"Santa got you some pretty fancy stuff this Christmas"
by alphabetsoupster January 19, 2009
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santa

an international druglord
He a sleigh, a big red coat, Roudolph with his nose so bright, lives in an area rather far away from society, little "elves" and so called "snow" to surround him
by Katrina December 23, 2003
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Santa

A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.
Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.
by person yo-yo August 2, 2003
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Santaclausification

santaclausification
1.The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person or idea as if it were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.
by w_stroupe February 27, 2009
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Santa's Reindeer Shelter

A warm, cheery shelter for homeless reindeer in need. Served 3.1415926535 reindeer and counting! Located in convenient places near you! Go to your local reindeer shelter today and adopt a loving pet you've always wanted. Call 772-257-4661 today and adopt a reindeer for a low price of 34¢. Pick up the phone today!
Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(

KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*

Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010
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Santa Buddies

The best movie ever, a spinnoff of the Disney "Buddy movies", starring talking dogs B-Dawg, Buddha, Budderball, Puppy Paws, and Tiny. Watching this movie will make you lose your mind while crying from joy.
Guy 1: Hey man, do you want to go watch The Hangover?

Guy 2: No man, let's watch Santa Buddies.
by puppypaws December 30, 2010
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