Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012

Salad Fingers

Salad fingers is a flash "cartoon" created by internet famous cartoonist, David Firth. This disturbing animated series is classified as a surreal psychological horror genre. It is based on a mutated humanoid whom is called "Salad Fingers". The series has no deffinate meening, however most likely takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, which derives from a "Great War" which most likely was somewhat of a nuclear holocaust. Salad fingers is the main charecter, and is shown in 8 short episodes. He is shown to be phsycotic and mentally ill as he enjoys the feeling of rusty object, and many strange textures, and also enjoys the feeling of pain and blood, which he calls the "red water". He suffers from psychosis, so he cannot tell the difference between real people and unliving objects. Throghout this series salad fingers meets other mutated people. Including an armless "BBQ" worker, an odd eyed child, and in episode 5 a seemingly normal un mutated girl who is the only other person to speak english in the series (which as a result drives salad finger to momentarelly go crazy). A major component to this series is the eerie music made by the Boards of Canada. It is an overall very disturbing series, and shouldnt be viewed by every one.

"I like it when the red water comes out."
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"
"Im here to enquire about your spoons."
"Marjory stewart baxter, u taste like sunshin dust."
"Rojer, i shalnt have you bellowing these frequincies at this late hour, upsetting my insides."

by ExtrordinaryCatastrophe January 10, 2010

Potato Salad

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.

Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST

by BigNig May 7, 2005

Salad Tosser

Eating out Someone Butt

Stop Tossing Her Salad

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

tossing the salad

Licking someones anus usually when it has salad dressing on it.

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

by MyJustMeHere February 22, 2011

Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

That's What She Said

A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo.

Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".

"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.

When giving golfing advice:

"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"

When someone dose not understand something:

"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"

During a test:

"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"

by baddog19 January 23, 2010