Licking someones anus usually when it has salad dressing on it.
Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML
Chavs are people who think they are 'hard' and are often seen hanging around in large groups near bus stops. They tend to see markets as the ideal place to buy their needlessly revealing clothes. They have usually lost their virginity too early, started smoking too early and use words such as 'peng'.
Female chavs enjoy scraping their hair back and wearing trousers so tight they bend over and you see their thongs. Their skin is usually orange, sometimes varying shades of dorito and their hair is most often bleached blond.
Male chavs are often (but not always) seen hanging around skate parks pretending that they can actually skate but if you apply your eyes, i.e you are not blind, you will see they just sit there smoking cigarettes that they should not be smoking.
Chav- OH MY DAYZ, LOOK AT MY PENG NEW FAKE TAN! ITS TOTALLY SKEEN INIT!
Another Chav- OH.MY.DAYZ. INIT YOU HAVE TO LEND ME DAT HARDCORE TAN!
Normal Human Beings- Not more chavs...
When you eat something in bed and you lay down and you feel crumbs. You brush them off even though you can't see them and then lay back down and they are still there.
Steve: Hey Joe, sorry you missed the office party!
Joe: Yeah, I was really sick, I stayed in bed all night...:(
Steve: Really? That sucks.
Joe: Totally. There were some serious ghost crumbs in the bed too.