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Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
by Agent00abe April 21, 2008
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salty

an adjective used to describe someone that is upset or with a crude or easily irritated attitude such as: broadway fans after "hello dolly" won against "falsettoes" in the 2017 tonys.
friend 1: girlllllll, you just got rejected.
me: yeah, i'm feeling a bit salty.
by ilovemyfatcat July 7, 2017
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safyan

Saf is a guy who is always stressed and will fuck up in anyway possible. He is also a very dank memer and feeds on memes for his dopamine or else he dies. He is so hilarious and the always cringe but no one cares.
That’s Safyan
by chloeyourgamergirl February 18, 2019
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Salty

adj: The nature of being scandalous, mischievous, promiscuous, dirty, and or partaking in socially humorous activities. Such actions are often facilitated by alcohol and or other mind altering substances usually leading to events that are sexual in nature.
Example 1 "dude did you see ___ at that party last night she was so salty after drinking a few pabst and rolling a jay."

Example 2 "I was so drunk last night I hooked up with ___ and feel so salty right now"

Example 3 "I'm so salty right now, I haven't taken a shower since two days ago and look like a crusty hipster
by The Salty Army May 30, 2009
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salty

disappointed, down, tight, sad, in despair, beside oneself
You scuffed ya kicks already?!?!
I know you SALTY!!
by Chase from SLC July 23, 2009
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salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.
I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.
by AwesoCast November 24, 2007
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salty pancake

Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks
by derek parsons February 19, 2008
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