Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.
by sjpbus March 31, 2011
When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.
It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up
by cockmaster93 December 19, 2010
by pft jordan July 22, 2006
by somethingawful dot com November 22, 2010
When a person does not wipe there ass well after taking a shit. This either results in a rash or you will end itching you ass crack for hours.
by Bro000 March 06, 2009
When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka
by rusty bazooka July 11, 2008
While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.
by Bagmankyle October 05, 2012