rusty vampire

Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.

Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

Rusty Charmander

When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.

It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!

by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010

Rusty Butt

When a person does not wipe there ass well after taking a shit. This either results in a rash or you will end itching you ass crack for hours.

friend: Why you wigglin on the couch?
you: Man Ive got some crazy rusty butt.

by Bro000 March 6, 2009

Rusty Bazooka

When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka

Oh dude, she was on the rag the otherday and I gave her a rusty bazooka.

by rusty bazooka July 1, 2008

Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

by Bagmankyle October 8, 2012