robbed

To have experienced a very bad joke.

<<<<
guy1: dumb and dumber is on.
guy2: wonderful.
rob: dumb and dumber is always on when you guys are here!
me: i just got robbed.
>>>>

by ferrx September 17, 2008

Dopamine Robber

Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber January 12, 2009

Robbed

Describing something that is cool or good in some expansive way.

"Did you see that movie the other night?"

"Oh man! It was robbed!"

"Yeah I know, way awesome!"

by chasingthehorizon January 20, 2008

Robyn

Named after the famed Swedish pop/R&B singer, a Robyn is a white girl/woman that talks, acts and especially dates black men. There are several types of Robyns but the most obvious are the ones with the bob hairstyles, using of urban slang, and wearing of lots of jewerly, for starters. Oh yeah, and of course the mixed babies. Often cool people, though.

Before she opened her mouth I could tell she was a Robyn by how she was dress and her music taste.

by q2shy July 21, 2010

robbing

Any experience that happens to an individual which simulates that feeling you get when you realize that you have just had something stolen from you

Mike had been drinking all night long, and by 2am had lost his cell phone somewhere at one of the 3 bars. He looked frantic, and his friends all agreed that the situation he was in "robbed"

by Dave February 13, 2003

robyn

robyn is a short ugly spot ridden cow who loves to stick her nose into people’s lives. She doesn’t know what shampoo is as you can tell by the way her hair looks like it’s been washed in a deep fat fryer. robyn is a bloody ugly cunt.

is that robyn?

yeah that’s disgusting

by robynn February 5, 2020

Robber

The slang term for a robdom. A robdom is a variation of condom designed specifically to prevent the transfer of the sexually transmitted diseases, Connorhea and Shellydia. The results of testing have been less than effective, however.

Erica: I'm supposed to hang out with Shelly and Connor tonight.

Rob: You better wear a robber, or else you'll get something.

Erica: I got that MONTHS ago. It's terminal....

by Rob Busick February 27, 2011