Richard

Probably the most handsome boyfriend to ever fall in love with yet underneath it all is the most fake lover you would ever have. Uses his good looks to smug the finest chicks and then neglects them

Richard will first meet his Princess and then let her go.

by Happy Christian July 21, 2021

Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls

Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.

Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard

by Toccy May 30, 2022

grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.

Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*

by Fractious1 December 29, 2017

Richard

goofy accord to Vam by Eric Reprid

“That boy a fucking goofy, he a Richard”

by Juicee Vontee April 6, 2022

Richard of Arabia

An apparently bro-British multi millionaire politician who fearmongers about Islam taking over the UK, but now resides in Dubai.

It's Richard of Arabia, apparently he doesn't love the UK enough to live there and is happy to live under Shakira Law in Dubai whilst spreading hate about non British people

by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Richard

Person with gigantic penis,

Even bigger than connors

Damn, shawty Richard is enormous

by big boo rich August 16, 2021