Pound Town

The City of Chicago

My car got towed again.......fuckin' pound town.

Q: What happens if you don't pay a Chicago parking ticket?
A: Well you'll be taken to pound town, and not in a good way.

Officer: Please step out of the vehicle
Driver: Why?
Officer: So I can take it to pound town

My you look depressed, what's wrong?
I had to walk home from pound town.

Q: Where is all your money?
A: With my car, in pound town.

by VIP-Z November 4, 2011

Pounding Potato Sack

(V.) it is when a man dips his sack into a woman's mouth repetively. Causing the woman to choke, gag or sometimes, maybe even cause death.

If lucy was a sleep right now woooo weeee would i give her a Pounding Potato Sack .
Tom: mike was getting a shower so i grabbed his girlfriend cindy and gave her a fucking Pounding Potato Sack!
Jon: NUT UH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE?!
Tom: yeah no lie.
Jon: Well where is she at now?
Tom: The bottom of an ocean.

by gamlet bandit December 20, 2006

cock pounder

Someone who is really hard to deal with. The term is usually directed at males and can be used in most cases where one would be called an asshole, dink, prick.....

I think he just ripped me off...what a cock pounder!

by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

Double Pounder

Essentially 8 quarter-pounders stacked on top of each other. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, cheese, beef, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Because it is a custom burger and the workers cannot be bothered, usually minimal salad and dripping with grease.

Guy #1: Dude i did it

Guy #2 Did what?

Guy #1: The double pounder, I was so proud I told my mum

Guy #2: Jesus Christ! I would high five you but I am disgusted and physically sick.

by JiggleBelly May 16, 2010

lose a few pounds

1. When one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. Weight loss occurs by way of the shit being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. May be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.

"Man, I'm going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. It might be some kind of a record!"

"Ummm yeah, I just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so I'm warning you: You might need to wear a chemical mask."

by Boukisan June 19, 2008

bitch to the pound

to be succesful in the act of achieving intercourse with a person of the female persuasion (bitch) after only one date.
Thus taking that "bitch" to the "pound".
Get it? Its a pun. Saying bitch is like a girl, and a dog. Where do you take dogs? the pound. :P

Mark: Dude how'd your date go?
Fabio: Man i totally took that bitch to the pound!
Mark: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! (high five or pound it)

by 2TrippyPs January 2, 2009

Pounding COD

The art of excessively playing any of the Call of Duty titles to the point where you are pure beast at the game.

Jaden you have been Pounding COD like a warrior these past few days. your like a noob killing COD beast

by jadenator1987 August 2, 2011