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Protesticle

Dougie, Lisa, and Lynn passed a protesticle of tractors on the way to Garmisch.
by Samsmom621 January 11, 2024
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protein schlop

A bunch of protein-filled food items mushed together on one dish.
"Wow man, thats just straight protein schlop in your bowl!"
by dashthebeast February 21, 2024
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Protest

Look at the size of that protest. The protest is really getting on my nerves. Imagine you are minding your own business and a protest shows up to grind their belief they are the almighty right when they are in the wrong themselves.
by Defdude March 2, 2024
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Protein Cycle

The protein cycle is when you excrete the fluid from you penis into a bottle or container that is the fist step of the cycle the second step is when you drink it that completes the protein cycle
I’ve been going through the protein cycle rapidly for 3 days.
by Stingray Toy March 20, 2024
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Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...
Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".
by SirJshreder January 17, 2025
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Protecting kids

You're not protecting kids you are using them as justification for resource extraction and control of people's lives. Up to and including their level of success and the ease with which they succeed.
Hym "Don't let them lie to you. I've been doing this for 10 years almost. They have done NOTHING to protecting kids but they have continue to extract resources and they have continued to violate rights, agitate, and provoke. They would steal the spoon right out of your mouth it give it to their kids even if it was the last bite of food you were going to have access to for a month and when you died from starvation they would herald themselves as 'the heroes who saved their kid from somone trying to starve them.' It's all a lie. If they wanted to protect your kids, I would be I jail. They want to see how well the weaponized schizophrenia works and they want to use the AI I created to do what they are doing. Protect themselves and allow themselves to kill you all more efficiently by way of genocide or denying healthcare. The liberals are not equipped to deal with this and their words do not carry as much weight as the create of AI. But they are greedy and desperate for power. So they want me divorced from the credit I deserve so that my words do carry more weight than theirs. They want the authority I should have so they are trying to 'split the baby' as it were."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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