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appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean
After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.
by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014
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yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB March 8, 2016
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Buckle pony

A Horse breeder that only will breed to incentive nominated stallions ( I. E. Pink buckle , ruby buckle , etc )
Client : Is your Stud nominated for Pink buckle or Crown Royal ????

Non-Nominated stallion owner : thinking - Great hears comes another buckle pony 🤦🏼 ♂️
by TopHands April 30, 2022
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ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped
Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018
mugGet the ponies are northmug.

Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.
Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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Ponied

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.
JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.
by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023
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Pony up

Guy 1: Hey man this shits gettin real, you need to pony up and get serious man
Guy 2: I gotchu fam
by Babies and dildo salad April 7, 2020
mugGet the Pony upmug.

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