US Foreign Policy

something you don't mess with if you don't know what you are talking about

if you don't know what US Foreign Policy is, and are genuinely interested, you can always ask Henry Kissinger.

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015

Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk May 14, 2018

urban dictionary police

The process by which a seemingly random group people at the Urban Dictionary, without rhyme or reason rejects your brilliant, apropos, relevant, timely and eloquent definition of things begging to be defined.

Floozednightch: Such a brilliant word to describe a "gasoline powered turtleneck sweater." Talk about your relevance?! ..everyone's wearing one, everyone's talking about them, the stores can't keep them in stock, and they're all over social media!!! The garment begs for a single word definition! Dam you urban dictionary police!

by ribick November 5, 2018

los angeles police dept

Los angeles police Dept. abbreivated at LAPD. is the police department of los angeles and has served the city since 1869. with 9,974 sworn officers as of 2020. they have 6,000 patrol vechicles often works with California Highway Patrol (CHP) the vechicles use mainly Ford explorers

I work for the Los Angeles police dept.

by Ilovecops September 21, 2020

Light Switch Policy

Light Switch Policy is a policy formulated by a country, organization or entity suffering under unsustainable or poor economic condition meant to persuade other parties within international community to gain investment, loan or any form of financial support from other entity for a certain period of time or condition until it become sustainable to run their own economy to the point of self-reliance (even break off of previously established financial support agreement or foreign trade with other entity) which in the long run enters a new stage of gradually decline in economic growth up to the point of unsustainability, thus repeating the first stage. Therefore creating a cycle of inconsistent policies switching between opening (on) and isolating (off) attitudes regarding international agreement of financial support or foreign trade, just like a light switch.

North Korea might implement a new type of policy known as Light Switch Policy thus become open to international community for certain period of time and back to isolation in the next period.

by thelegendtwentyeven January 31, 2021

cai's police state

a discord server, a place where loving communism takes place, a place where the three police chiefs, liu, cai and kuang, never struggle to find ways to annoy, entertain and joke. featuring bruh, mongolian, skinty stick, trans twins, a cute couple, syrian refugee, twitch thots , wholesome gamer girls and a bunch of npcs.

"Are you in the cai's police state server? It's a bunch of mumbo jumbo! Yesterday, they changed the server profile to our lord and saviour, "EL RASHO MACUIN B)" but now it's just Toad and Toadette porn."

by doingurmom March 29, 2021

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP)

Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP) is a policy pertaining to male and female couples. In a typical relationship, it’s common for the female to acquire a sweatshirt from her man. In doing so, the sweatshirt is essentially her property. It also very common for females to wear no shirt or bra underneath a sweatshirt, so it is just their bare chest rubbing against the sweatshirt. This policy essentially says that whenever a female who is in a relationship wears a sweatshirt once belonging to her boyfriend and has nothing on underneath it, the boyfriend is legally obligated to remove the sweatshirt and play with his girlfriend’s titties which can include a variety of things. However, this can only happen if the boyfriend finds out from his girlfriend either by observation or she flat out tells him. Also bear in mind that this only applies with sweatshirts that were previously owned by the boyfriend.

Me: I made my girlfriend accept the Female Sweatshirt Policy (FSP).
Friend: That's awesome!
Me: Yup, I got to play with her titties, it was great...

by schwiftyboi137 July 17, 2021